The “O” gesture can also be used for “holy”.
Drop that razor and get ready to roundhouse kick the bathroom mirror… Think you’ve got what it takes to match Chuck Norris, or even Billy Mays in a beard fight? Well then this one’s for you. That’s right, it’s contest time once again here at Comic Blasphemy. We’re looking for someone with the world’s mightiest beard. If your chin is manly enough, here’s what to do:
Send us a good picture of you and your chinly sidekick to vector_sigma1984@msn.com
by June 30, 2009 (enough time to grow and groom it for battle). Entries will be added in a gallery as we receive them, and in the end, we’ll let the people decide in a public vote.
The winner will not only be forever known as a Bearded Badass, but they’ll get a free Obey the Beard shirt:
Ladies and Gents, Whores and Rapists, the results of this month’s T-Shirt Contest are in…
Angel Farachio, takes 1st Place for his submission of “Don’t worry, I’m clean.”.
ADDITIONALLY, three runner-ups are to receive some nifty Comic Blasphemy pins for their valiant efforts…
Lance Icarus - “Your move, other shirt.”
Chuck Pace - “It’s my favorite time of the month…..period.”
Mr. Chardo Mania - “Spank Your Jesus!”
Thanks to all those that entered, there was a lot to choose from and it wasn’t easy. If you’re not satisfied with the results, fear not. More contests are to come.
I was messing around with The Man With the Leech Penis on a new shirt, but I just couldn’t find the right thing to have him say.
So I’m going to leave it up to the faithful Minions of Nodd to come up with something mind blowing for him to say. The person with the best idea will get a free shirt with the design printed on it, featuring the quote they came up with. The idea does NOT have to be related to The Man With the Leech Penis, I’m just using him as a mascot for Comic Blasphemy here. Keep it short, keep it random, but most importantly, keep it funny! No limits on the crudeness of humor, of course. 
TO ENTER: Shoot me an email with your ideas.
Contest ends February 23.
Here’s the design:
(your contribution will fit right into the empty speech bubble. No need to edit the image with the text inside, just send me the text in an email)
Here’s this awesomely hilarious video I saw on the internet. It’s like a video’d version of this comic that I made before. Therefore it should be watched by all for added awesomeness:
Looks like this nice chap, Ed Current had somethin’ to do with it.
ATTN: Readers of Webcomics
There’s a neat little site I’ve found that might be useful to you. SEEK THE SPOON. It’s a superiffic site that features awesome webcomics (including yours truly) which you can sign up to receive updates for. You can also request comics that you’d like to see featured. It’s a great way to keep up to date on Comic Blasphemy, and just happens to feature some of my personal favorite webcomics anyway.
Give it a looksie.
Yup, Mr. Carlin passed on just yesterday. What a comic genius he was. It’s odd, he’s just one of those guys you never expect to be gone for some reason. Freakin’ legend, y’know?
He sure did shake the world up a bit, and had such a powerful insight into life. Comic Blasphemy owes a lot to the man (aka RUFUS!!!) I’d say “see ya on the other side”, but I, like him, don’t believe in such things… at least I got to see him perform last year.
Anywho, I’m sure the guy wouldn’t want us all gettin’ sappy over him so lets end this with a laugh:
