“Obey the Beard” Contest!
May 8th, 2009
Drop that razor and get ready to roundhouse kick the bathroom mirror… Think you’ve got what it takes to match Chuck Norris, or even Billy Mays in a beard fight? Well then this one’s for you. That’s right, it’s contest time once again here at Comic Blasphemy. We’re looking for someone with the world’s mightiest beard. If your chin is manly enough, here’s what to do:
Send us a good picture of you and your chinly sidekick to vector_sigma1984@msn.com
by June 30, 2009 (enough time to grow and groom it for battle). Entries will be added in a gallery as we receive them, and in the end, we’ll let the people decide in a public vote.
The winner will not only be forever known as a Bearded Badass, but they’ll get a free Obey the Beard shirt:
May 12th, 2009 at 11:31 am
That’s rigged man, i only get facial hair like pubic man, i can get the full ape man thing going.
July 12th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Aw man! I just discovered this site and I know my beau would have won! D: Come oonn…
July 15th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I just found this website. Too bad the beard contest expired, my friend would have easily won. His beard is hilarious. I keep trying to get him to shave it, but he won’t. Oh well maybe next time.
July 28th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Hey you going to roll this out again? I’ve got a winning beard here.
July 28th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Yes, I’m thinking of actually making this an annual thing.
October 19th, 2009 at 4:41 am
That sounds good but I have found this blog too late.. Can you do it again? Please do email us if you are going to have another contest..