Sure, it’s awesome to hang out with your wang out, but most of society just isn’t cool with that (yet). For now, at least, you can experience the next best thing thing to nudity with a Comic Blasphemy shirt!

Here are previews of all the shirts and other merchandise now available. Every bit you spend helps support the site, as well as the author’s growing porn addiction.

The easiest way to nab some of this sweet swag is to click on the design you want and order it straight through the online store. Though, if you don’t have a credit card or paypal account, just send an email to – vector_sigma1984@msn.com to arrange other forms of payment (make sure to specify which design you want in the email).